Bat Tonguing

The act of violently licking The Bat Wing, usually until achieving climax.

His balls so fat, I'd bat tongue it. (verb)
Balls so good, you can't help not bat tonguing.
That girl was a freak, she bat tonguing all night till she got lockjaw.

by Fucktherealniggadude April 30, 2024

bat polish

A bat polish is a hand job at a sports theme hair cut place.

The hair stylist washed my hair and massaged my scalp and forehead, She saw that I was aroused and finished off with a bat polish. Happy ending!

by richie69 January 7, 2019

Bat shittery

That thing when the bull shit at work pushes one to the point of a total psychotic break.

The requests that Kate continued to ask of Karen was driving her to the brink of bat shittery

by Princess Penelope banana hammo October 31, 2018

I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.

''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''

by JR2082 October 17, 2023

Bat Wing

When your hot sticky sweaty hairless balls stuck to your thighs. And the sack gets stretched out so it looks like a bat wing.

Look at saggy bottoms bat wing that crack head needs to wash his ass

by Dome piece February 25, 2022

Bat

‘Bat’ basically means to have a fulfilling wank.

“im gonna go have a bat”

by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.

Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)

Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.

by Big Daddy Hambone April 15, 2024