backhand man

A hockey player who uses the wrong curved stick on purpose so he can always shoot backhanders. Righty who buys a lefty stick or vice versa.

Larry was an experienced hockey player who wanted to try something new and try to fool the goalie on every shot. He became backhand man.

by backhandhockeyman14 March 18, 2015

The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.

"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"

by twindle April 11, 2015

man bite

when some one takes a bite of your food and it is a massive bite, bigger than you wanted them to take.

Jonny say's "do you want a bit of my pie'"
Fred replies "sure"
Jonny "dude what the hell thats a man bite"

by abcd April 28, 2015

old man uniform

Dresses as if he's on vacation 24/7. Hawaiian shirt or similar, shorts usually kaki, cheap sunglasses

"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."

by panipilot April 30, 2015

The Hollow Man

Having random sex with a stranger and then taking a dump in the stranger's bathroom

I had sex with a girl I met in the casino and proceeded to give her The Hollow Man

by lil chino May 8, 2015

Rock out with your cock out, man

Just let loose, party, stuff your sorries in a sack, and enjoy life.

"Yo you got to chill man, rock out with your cock out, man"

by ToxicDiabetes June 19, 2015