Dirty Evie

When you make that pink stuff by mixing ketchup and mayonnaise and smear it on your boyfriend's bare buttocks, then you eat him out and use his diarrhea as a chip and dip it in the pink sauce then shove it down his throat... forcefully; then you bring your big dildo and lube it up with the pink sauce, then push it feel into his rectum until he begs for more.

My boyfriend cheated on me so I forced him to do a Dirty Evie with me

by Berktooth September 8, 2021

Dirty helen

When your such a nerd you have to dress up in cosplay and have your spouse call you every farm animal he can think of wile you masterbate in order to cum.

This slut I’m seeing is such a dirty Helen I she climaxed before I got to Horse but after duck.

by Corren Horn June 16, 2021

Dirty Monique

Wanking of a man over 80 to completion and getting a load of dust over your tits

Poor old bloke I had last night had the dirty Monique done to him

by Onlyfanshater January 28, 2021

Dirty Prystash

A Dirty Prystash is when you get your rocks off on an inanimate object.

Hey look, that guy is giving that statue a Dirty Prystash!

by MrJLo1 August 9, 2007

Dirty Bomb

A very shitty fucking game made by Splash Damage, truly fucking disgusting.

Son: DAD I'M PLAYING THIS EPIC GAME CALLED DIRTY BOMB XDDDDD
Me: I'm disowning you.

by Nyxu May 26, 2018

dirty baldemar

When you’re eating a girl out and you’re too drunk off of Jameson and you puke and it rockets up her vagina.

I’m never drinking again, last night I was so drunk that I accidentally gave grace a dirty baldemar.

by Sirloin mckenna June 4, 2020

dirty batcave

dirty, hairy, smelly ass hole

i took this girl home from the club she had a really dirty batcave so i did not stick my dick in it

by ccfc1987 October 31, 2011