Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching

The act of a male going to Texas Roadhouse and receiving free peanuts, then one by one inserting them into the anus. After inserting as many as he can, he then clenches his ass hole tightly, pinching the peanuts inside, and sometimes even cracking them from the force.

"Did you hear? Mark was Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching!"

"What a crazy guy!"

by AD94441 March 14, 2026

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Attacking her pink fortress

To attack one's pink fortress is to have vaginal intercourse, or if you don't know, the act of shoving one's penis into her vagina

Past tense: Attacked her pink fortress

Tyrone: "Yo, what you doin' wit' Cindy, man?"

Leshawn: "Attacking her pink fortress"

by Syringe Gun Enjoyer November 30, 2024

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Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.

Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024

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5 incher pincher

When your penis is 5 inches but still makes her moan and groan

Imma give you my 5 incher pincher

by Inches January 3, 2025

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Make fun of Pinja day

November 24th is "Make fun of Pinja day". The day where everyone who knows Pinja is mean to her.

Wow let me message pinja, it's make fun of Pinja day!

by kimdokjahsy51 February 24, 2025

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Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

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