I'll ski on your lunch if I want

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."

MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.

by JetBlackEvil February 4, 2012

i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value

Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004

Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Simply dirty jokes along with many other puns on similar words that seem harmless at first but turned in quite a different way ... Another popular one that has gotten around is : Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook? ...
You will need to use your dirty mind to figure out the true meaning to these.

Mike: Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Abby: get lost mike ... before I mace you ...

Mike: well how about you come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook?

Abby: ew mike your such a pervert

by MaT5892 July 27, 2009

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"

Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009

That's What Your Mum Said Last Night

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.

Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

by Static November 10, 2003

Lol Up Your Mind State

Blue broom, a plumb and jazz music, need i say more

"Here's a broom, now take a plumb and some jazz music and lol up your mind state."

by Lol May 6, 2003

you see these dogs in your front yard

If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know someone's upstairs clapping

you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs I'm going hard. BING BONg

by idkman77777777 December 11, 2021