1st world issue

Topically an issue that can only be related to a modernized economic region, the issue typifies a problem that has no real significance or impact on the quality of life of the usually affluent person.

"The heated seats won't work in my Range Rover" = 1st World issue

by King Kenton of Barmby February 8, 2014

AP World History

AP World History is a satanic class created by the College Board that is intended to initiate young sophomores into a vortex of money-wasting in a series of more AP classes, SATs, and SAT Subject Tests. In this hellhole of a class, you will be forced to write essays in like 40 minutes for no reason at all on completely obsolete topics like Hammurabi's code. Every test will be failed by everyone and the curve is NOT generous cause there's always that ONE tryhard who ruins the curve for everyone. For the essay writing, you might want to contact a physical therapist afterwards. Oh YEAH the busywork is outrageous and you will get absolutely no SLEEP. THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE IS CHEATING. PEOPLE WILL COPY OUTLINES, FIND QUIZLETS, and BEG THE OTHER CLASS FOR ANSWERS 24/7.My advice is to not take this filthy excuse of a hard class and take something like Bio in sophomore instead.

Person 1: Did you do the homework for AP World History?
Person 2: No Baljeet sent it to me I don't even care if I get caught Ive gotten like no sleep.

by stressedscholar June 17, 2016

first-world starving

the state of being super hungry when there's nothing available to eat but lots of food you don't feel like eating.

"Man, I'm hungry! What do we have in the house?"

"Oh, there's pasta, soup, a whole loaf of bread -"

"Nah, that all sounds terrible. God, I'm first-world starving!"

by therealadri October 19, 2011

Raffles World Academy

A school in Dubai, located in the UAE. The school chose a freaking horse as a mascot, and lacks facilities due to greedy owners. The students are either rich & stupid, gangster arabs or smart indians. It's famous for its excellence approach of stopping smoking in the bathrooms.

CEO: It's time to get a mascot like our sister school Dubai International Academy!
Tony: Sure thing, let's take the horse to mascot RWA (raffles world academy).

by Therealtupac1994 May 22, 2016

Old World Blues

The term is used to describe a form of depression and anxiety, manifesting as an unhealthy obsession with the Old World. The blues cause the affected person to distance themselves from the world around them, withdraw from society, and become apathetic.

Doctor Mobius: "There is an expression in the Wasteland: "Old World Blues.""

Doctor Klein: "It refers to those so obsessed with the past they can't see the present, much less the future, for what it is."

by fvillain December 6, 2021

Third World Water

When you go over a friends house who may be less fortunate than you, and the water bottle brand he gives you is unheard of.

Person: Hey I'm thirsty. Can I have a bottle of water?
Friend: Sure! Here's some indigo dolphin spring water!
Person: I'm not drinking your third world water. Buy Poland Spring.

by Walter the whale March 3, 2015

AP World History

Is a common disease that many teenagers get around sophomore year. Symptoms include: forgetting to eat, sleep, and sometimes breath. To deal with this illness, you must study your ass off on homework that is nothing like the test. Basically, you are fucked. If you are happy in this class, you are even more fucked. Caution: do not take this class or you will surfer the fucking consequences. Beware

Student: What should I do tonight? End my suffering or do AP World History homework....?

by Margo312 February 4, 2016