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gerbil wood

(adjective): a descriptive term for something that smells awful.
Dude, your breath smells like some gerbil wood.
by Hog Fan! September 21, 2009
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Hayley Woods

A girl with many features. She is sassy, loving, and very funny. She is a blond and blue eyes, Hayley will be the bestest friend you will always have. You would have to kill her if you wanted to hurt her friends. She would always take the first bullet. She wont open up her feelings for you. But if you watch close enough she will give you signs as if she likes you or not. If she doesn't still be her friends. She will be there when you need her the most. Hayley is very hyper all the times and you will love that she will always make you smile and laugh because of that. Hayley will always be there and she will always be happy to see you. At first she will be very shy, and you may have to say the first words. but when she does get to know you she will love to be your friend!! If you get to know a hayley make sure that you never let her get into harms way! Or never lose her she will be the best thing of your life!!!!
hayley: h-hey
guy: I like your hair.
My name is hayley Woods
Mine is greg
by ❤️🏀woodsy🏀❤️ December 6, 2019
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Nature wooding

When your chick gives you head then bangs you in a forest.
Brad: hey dude, how was you and Brittany's camping trip?

Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.
by BravesFan15 May 15, 2011
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Sanding Wood

Jeff was sanding wood while watching Ghostbusters 2
by T. J. Efferson March 24, 2017
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butt wood

poop, doo doo, dookie, shit, log
Patrice: where u going dawg?
Jiff: Ima go chop some butt wood
by Patrice DENALI keep it real November 4, 2008
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Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.
"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."
by Epitemisis June 30, 2017
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wood slap

Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.
Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap
by robgreen June 8, 2009
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