Wife

Is a multi-tool mostly used as a washing machine or to stimulate male genetals. Its an effective tool though very expensive.

-I dont have any money because i got the new wife.

by Reliable guy June 16, 2022

the Devil is beating his wife

An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.

Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

by Thatstupidantt June 22, 2022

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022

Mom Wife

A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son

You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards

by Cooleyshotbox July 3, 2022

Wife material

Lola Gregory

Facts.

Lola is just the definition of wife material

by anonymous August 21, 2022

my wife

ur mom

Your mom is my wife

by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022

Wife

Another term for dishwasher

Did you see my new wife? Yeah my old dishwasher was better

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022