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French whistle

When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .
Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..
by Ben waah February 22, 2023
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Fruit Whistle

A Fruit Whistle is someone who is a little bit fruity, but in denial or unaware of it.
by Goji tha fruit July 7, 2023
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screaming whistle shits

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.
I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.
by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023
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Slide whistle willie

A sexual position in which the male inserts his cock into a one gallon jug filled with feces and urine, and then a woman gives him a blowjob while the man plays a slide whistle
Damn Joey, I heard Steve gave Cheryl a slide whistle Willie!! I can’t imagine what that tasted like. She must be a real slut
by Nigger bob square dick August 30, 2023
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Fuck whistle

Fuck whistle is the sound made between rolls of fat when two fat fucks fuck. It's not quite a fart, not quite a whistle. ...and no, it doesn't smell great.
by adonisvonwhiskysnob September 8, 2023
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Doge whistle

A doge whistle is the use of coded or suggestive language in conspiratorial messaging to garner support from other conspiracy theorists whilst providing a veneer of plausible deniability.

The concept is a reference to ultrasonic dog whistles, which are audible to dogs but not humans, and to Doge coin, a cryptocurrency favoured by conspiracy theorists and political extremists. Doge whistles use language that appears normal at a cursory glance but which communicates specific, inflammatory ideas to target audiences. They are generally used to convey messages on issues likely to provoke controversy or action without attracting excessive negative attention.
"No one is even trying to shoot the ducks on the lake," Leon noted within earshot of a gang of cryptocurrency conference attendees who had not seen the flock of birds swimming on the shores of the convention centre. The doge whistle was successful - that afternoon shotgun pellets and feathers filled the air after the last presentation, and much beer was consumed to celebrate the attack.
by The Autumn Mandrake September 16, 2024
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Beef whistle

13 year old me when I discover that my beef whistle has function
by There was rfk junior November 21, 2024
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