Weed-midget

A small squeaker that is a pot head.

John: Dude, do you know Adam.

Ray: Yeah dude, that kid is really short, and he's a pot head

John: That kid is a weed-midget.

by guitarguy123 May 9, 2010

China weed

China weed is the term for shit weed. It gets you high but there's absolutely no flavor, taste like shit etc.

I can get some China weed for cheap

by BlckDynamite May 6, 2011

weed eating

giving oral sex to a girl with a hairy vagina.

dude 1: " Dude i was fucking weed eating a chick last night"

dude 2: " I can see that, the hairs are all in your teeth."

by david hamilton April 6, 2007

weed pockets

a pocket, usually homemade, where dealers and buyers of weed stash their shit. it can usually be found on the inside of a mans boxers.

the fuzz: wheres your shit, bitch, WHERE!!

you: its in my fuckin weed pocket, penis hole

by Balls McCgee March 17, 2005

santa claus weed

weed that comes from your parents

I was snooping around looking for hidden christmas presents one year, and it turned out the christmas presents were hidden in the same place as my parents' stash. thanks mom and dad. I mean... Santa.
Thank you for this gift of santa claus weed

by al the yak February 26, 2009

Gang Weed

A phrase that is uttered in jest to make fun of the perception that people in the gamer community have of being oppressed.

"Gamers rise up! gang weed!"

by Anarchist Spectacle June 6, 2018

weed eater

1. An electric or gas-powered rotary trimmer, used for cutting grass and weeds, from a standing height.

2. A haircut so bad it appears as if it were performed with such a device.

1. I'm going to use the weed eater on the back deck.

2. Did you cut your hair yourself? It looks like a weed-eater!

by eyeheartboobs January 11, 2005