Wessel

A guy who is secretive about his private life.

He has obligations. Such a Weasel Wessel!

by Kolla404 December 3, 2023

Wessel

(Noun)

1. How a Scottish person says “Vessel,” a Vessel full of the loads of other men.

2. A human male pin cushion for other dudes.

He sure was a Wessel. My buddy Robert was so gay he was a dripping wet Wessel.

by TruthBombsMcgee April 16, 2024

Wessel shitter

When a person named Wessel fingers a guy until the guy shakes and shit And orgasms on Wessel his face while Wessel moans and screams for his mamacita

He and that Wessel gave eachother a Wessel shitter

by One dick 23 November 4, 2025

Squaggely Weasle

The act of sleeping with one’s ex-boyfriend or -girlfriend.

I saw my ex-boyfriend last night.
Girl, you better not have jumped up on that squaggely weasle.

by Squaggely Weasle April 20, 2018

The weasleys (my Weasleys, not Harry’s)

The Weasleys are a squad of four girls, four lucky girls to have each other’s. LA, KD, RN and RA.

Girl1: Look! Those r the Weasleys (my Weasleys, not Harry’s).
Girl2: Wow! I wish I were as lucky to have great friends as they are!

by RA Weasley April 30, 2019

Ron Weasley

Ron Weasley is the real villain of the Harry Potter series, he brings both Harry and Hermione down with him in everything. He has a jerky and hot-tempered attitude. He's just in HP for comic relief. J.K. Rowling regrets his relationship with Hermione. I kinda feel bad for him.

? : Ron Weasley is kinda a jerk.

? : I know, right? And he's just in HP for comic relief.

by ♡Malfoy_Hermione♡ February 23, 2020

Ron Weasley

A bit of a of a annoyance to Harry but he is always kind, but sometimes knows what to do. Ron Weasley a favoured character from the Harry Potter series is Harry’s go to except for the 4th book, oops I spilled the beans.

“I met Ron Weasley last night and I had to take him to Slughorns again.”

by DanTheHarryPotterMan July 4, 2020