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pimp pipe

a pimp's dick.
usually long and muscular
He has a massive pimp pipe.
by balawalawoohoo March 15, 2008
mugGet the pimp pipemug.

Algorithm Pimp

A marketer who makes content optimized purely for digital algorithms, instead of their audience's interests.

Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.

In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.

On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.

The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.

Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.

Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
MARIO: Twitter has 237M users. But 99% of marketers don't follow the right people. Here are the Top 20 Marketers you should follow today. A THREAD 🧵

CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
by Calvin Blanc November 22, 2022
mugGet the Algorithm Pimpmug.

pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.
It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.
by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016
mugGet the pimp a babymug.

country pimp

red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.
wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp
by countrypimp January 22, 2023
mugGet the country pimpmug.

Pimp Zaddy

Me
by PimpZaddyT September 25, 2021
mugGet the Pimp Zaddymug.

Faze pimp

Faze pimp is commonly know as a person who thinks that he is great but is sexual activity in Ukraine

Faze pimp can be called gay but he has a Uno reverse card on him at all times
Faze pimp and faze Asian are fighting again
by Dragonnight5Yt October 28, 2019
mugGet the Faze pimpmug.

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