Friend Chameleon

One who develops interests simply to have something in common with someone they want to become friends with.

Max is such a friend chameleon, he used to hate county music!

by Ssaamm2233 April 16, 2015

acquainta-friend

Someone that you hang out with, you like but you wouldn't class as a friend and you spend too much time together to be just acquaintances. You're not colleagues or family and there is no sex involved.

Maybe you snogged at a party once but there was no spark or you bonded over your shared love of The Manchurian Candidate but that's where your commonality ends. You're comfortable grabbing a coffee with them when no-one else is available but would never dream of crying on their shoulder, discussing your hot and heavy date life or even letting slip where you live. They are an acquainta-friend.

by Shellfish August 27, 2013

Friend of Elton's

A metaphor for Homosexual. Also known as Gay or queer. Normally refers to man.

He definetly a Friend of Elton's

by FrankieDara September 29, 2008

Friend Counting

when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.

Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.

Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–

Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

Yes, Dave was friend counting.

by pooshine December 29, 2009

Organic Friending

1. The act of getting off your lazy duff and away from your life sucking computer to actually meet some people in the REAL WORLD! (You know, like when there were no computers, Internet or smart phones) ;->

Txt Message 1. Hey Rod, let's go out and do some organic friending tonight at the night club instead of sitting here all night pushing buttons staring at a screen.

Txt Message 2. Ok Billy Bob...Let's Do It!

by A Real Organic Friend December 12, 2010

Plastic friend

Someone who claims to be your friend, but after a while will start to become a huge dipstick

Oh my god, you are such a plastic friend

by ShiftySpectre June 8, 2019

Friend Factor

When you like someone, but you can never muster up the courage to talk to them when they're with friends. Whether it's because you don't feel comfortable with the friends, or you don't want to embarrass yourself, these friends are a major cockblock for you.

Ex. 1. I want to talk to Tommy, but his friends are with him!

I hate being a victim to the Friend Factor!

Ex. 2. If I go up to Rick and his pals, I know I'll embarrass myself! Stupid friend factor >:(

by NorthKorea June 26, 2012