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Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.
by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020
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mojo fail

a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely
Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.

"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
by phraseo February 4, 2020
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fail nephew

someone with limited talent who none the less advances in a line of work based on the success of their much more notable and interesting uncle
Ted's just a fail nephew, the only reason anyone takes him seriously is his uncle William Nordhaus is a famous climate economist
by HuertDog May 11, 2020
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by zeed135 September 30, 2020
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The Virgin Essence failed experimentation

basically they wanted to collect every particle of a human female menstrual period cycle to study and analyze the egg that's being discarded through this process but they couldn't ever find a female clean or enough or hygienic enough to work with during these end times...and they look to me for an solution and i had a simple one that i did not offer it and ask them to leave me out of science the study and research of the world around them because its purely can be nonsense and heresy...and its too deep for me to speak on if i wanted to ...i have more important things to worry about instead of an unfertilized rotten egg...just an cliche expression not a true definitive expression because again i have no knowledge of what's going on during this process
do they have to study absolutely everything like that and The Virgin Essence failed experimentation too? they look for a cure in everything but their own shit.
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Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
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