when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"
by mmdog June 16, 2010

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.
Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023

When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...
When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.
The starting stage of a crashing company.
Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.
The starting stage of a crashing company.
Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.
Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.
Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010

A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.
Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!
Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!
Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!
Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010

A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.
They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
by epicfortniteamogusgamer3400 May 3, 2022

by JFourTwenty October 20, 2010

A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".
by UnlikeCylinder May 21, 2009
