THUBJGUN LIFE

The HATE U BRING JUST GAVE US NEGATIVE LITTLE INFANTS FUCKS EVERYBODY. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I invented and made and created thubjgun life. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 13, 2021

Thumb Imposter

your thumb is kinda sussy

+"hey dude"
-"what"
+"look at your finger"
-"y?"
+"looks like an "imposter" from the internet-breaking Among Us game"
-"what"
+"looks like a Thumb Imposter"
-"dude get some help"

by AspireGabriel#0300 August 10, 2021

thumb slug

keeping a tad bit of cum/semean in between your pointer finger and thumb to wipe on someone/something later in day

“bro i wiped a thumb slug on brad after he called me a dick today”

“dave mad fun of me yesterday so i’m going to cum thumb slug him today”

by D the P slayer August 19, 2021

Thumbled

When you’re so busy and distracted you read a text from a friend but forget to reply until the next day (or later).

Shoot! I thumbled and forgot to reply to you yesterday while I was at work.

by Niim17 October 1, 2021

thumb splint

Use of a thumb as an addition to or substitution for a penis gone flaccid due to whiskey dick.

I was so hammered last night I couldn’t get hard, but I used a thumb splint and faked the ending.

by btothef October 3, 2021

Thumb Squeezer

Substitute name for a female ass and anus during sex.

Her thumb squeezer was the perfect fit when I was hitting it from the back.

by Primal Urges January 10, 2022

thumb-twiddlers

You know who I'm talking about — cana-duh-ans (save a few provinces). They'd have everyone believe & most insultingly, themselves (so good they are at self-convincing), that they're this moral, upstanding people that does everything justfully at a cost of being too polite & quaint to achieve anything.

The former, they are NOT.

Gee, look at these thumb-twiddlers. You can tell they're satisfied with what they have & yet still think they're better than everybody else.

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 19, 2021