Grr thumb

The inability of the thumb to function properly after completing 78 laps on Monaco in F1 game with a controller.
Usually lasts for 5 minutes.

Why did you get a 10s penalty for corner cutting, is it your grr thumb?

by Nuttella_maker October 21, 2023

thumbing

Strumming a guitar with your thumb instead of a pick because you’re tired of losing it or dropping in your guitar

“I got tired of losing my pick so I just started thumbing my guitar instead”

by Somedude778 October 22, 2023

The wet thumb

When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way

That girl I met the other night gave me the wet thumb

by MrTinkerbel November 5, 2023

Politician's thumb

The way a politician holds their hand in a first with their thumb used as the pointer, because focus groups said that using a finger was too aggressive.

Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.

Did you see the rendition of Nikki Haley in the SNL episode of the Republican presidential candidates debate? She nailed the politician's thumb.

by Werdenschmidt November 13, 2023

Giving a thumbs up

the cause for the highest percentage of lesbian deaths.
STRATEGY.

to stick thumbs up an easy lesbian causing immediate deconstruction of their sexuality. earning them the cock

GAME IS GAME.

How was the checkup?
He gave me the "thumbs up"}
"giving a thumbs up"

by Thumbsup2! January 9, 2024

john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

just put a thumb in it

when your 50. cal explodes on cam, your jugular gets punctured and your lung collapses, and you shove your thumb and shirt into the wound to stop the bleeding and losing other fluids

Guy 1:Did you hear Scott made another 50. Cal explode?
Guy 2: No, did he Just Put A Thumb In It?
Guy 1: Nah, it was for an experiment to see why his 50. cal blew up

by CeraNeon January 19, 2024