two buck fucked

The act of getting drunk on the utra cheap, always delicious Charles Shaw wines, popularized by Trader Joes.

Anna: What are you thinming about doing tonight.

Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?

by m.c. phatback October 2, 2011

Jimmy two dudes

The act of a shoemaker in this case Jimmy Shumaker performing a sexual act on multiple inmates who have ganged up on him and told him that they were going to take Him into the prison bathroom and turned Jimmy two shoes into Jimmy to dudes or more depending on how many prisoners there are that are going to take advantage of his blown out booty hole.

Come here Jimmy two shoes you’re about to be Jimmy two dudes

by #FuckJimShumakers Blownout Ass August 4, 2022

Two Bump Clump

What you call an idiot if they can't handle One Pump Chump.

Idiot: NOOOOOOO, DON'T CALL ME ONE PUMP CHUMP!
Ultra-Chad: Alright fine, Two Bump Clump.

by Lyricus_th_Lame April 6, 2022

Two bucks

Derogatory term used not to define but to offend. Yelled at women dressed overly provocatively when they really shouldn't be - ie: when they're older than 25, younger than 16, heavier than 60 kilo's, when their arse is wider than the taxi they just got out of or when the temperature is below 10 degrees celcius.

'Hey dude check out those cheap lookin sluts waitin to get into that club!' 'Slow the car down a bit man and give it a rev.. *yells out of window* TWO BUCKS!' 'You'd want change out of that too man!'

by R Yenarg August 30, 2005

two franks in a bun

1. A sexual act in which two fully or partially nude men face each other with their penises lined up lengthwise, at which point one of the men puts his hand below or to the side of both penises and begins stroking. The name is derived from the resemblance of two penises in one hand to two hot dogs in one bun, although if you're doing it right it will look more like an open-faced sandwich.
2. Same as above, but the hand belongs to a woman.

"Why give each other consecutive handies, when we could save time by enjoying two franks in a bun?"

by hotdoglover December 31, 2007

two bells

When someone calls your mobile phone wanting you to call them back. Just let it ring twice so giving little oppotunity to answer it. This is useful if A. you're tight and do not want to use up your credit; and B. you have run out of credit.

hey honey, did you two bells me?
yeah, ta for calling back, i'm out of credit

by mcrbloke September 26, 2005

Two-Dub

A moniker for any person with both a first and last name that begins with the letter "W".

Wilson "Two-Dub" Wong

Walter "Two Dub" White

by Big Vicious December 7, 2011