toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare

"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."

by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015

School toilet paper

A schools version of cardboard

Mom “why is your butt red”
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper”

by Hi peps March 29, 2021

walkin on toilet paper

when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak

Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.

by dkdj29 February 12, 2008

Boneless toilet paper

Toilet paper that does not contain bones; cardboard/tube

At the cost efficient casino: “Oh look! They have boneless toilet paper!”

by SynthLSD February 6, 2020

deformed man's toilet

The official name for accessible toilets in China, translated literally from its original Chinese-language counterpart.

Kyle: Hey, I took this disabled guy into the deformed man's toilet yesterday.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.

by The Real Driller January 10, 2022

Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick

“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”

by A classy fellow June 6, 2020

toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out

Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart

by Jade and janie December 25, 2016