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Pocket Javelin

1. The act of attempting to PoleVolt, but actually just having your hand in your pocked stroking away at aluminum.

2. The erection of a penis caused by the lack of oxygen as a result of wearing a respirator mask as you brush a dry PaintBrush across a machined block of aluminum.
1. I champion of Pocket Javelin at my School, say mother.

2. OMF, LighTake gives me a might powerful Pocket Javelin.
by PirateJohnson May 28, 2018
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pocket snack

Small foodstuffs brought along on an outing specifically to prevent a companion or oneself from becoming cranky.
Before we left for the market, I stuck a granola bar as a pocket snack to keep my wife from stabbing me when her blood sugar crashes.
by n8ryde April 1, 2011
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Pocket toy

A small girl/boy that you keep close for sex and other sexual activities
I always keep my pocket toy close for when I need him/her
by Royal overlord April 10, 2021
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Pocket cowboy

A pocket cowboy is smooth, confident and stylish - but second guesses every choice he makes. One drink starts the stride, but Jameson lets the bucking commence. On his down time he likes to focus on the arts like vintage soda advertisements. While he talks about traveling to Tokyo, he will name your plants, give them complex personalities, and daddy issues. Seemingly quiet, his mind reels with thoughts of Indie tracks that stream the soundtrack of his life.
I just want to carry him around in my hip. He’s such a pocket cowboy.
by Cactguy March 22, 2021
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Pocket Running

To Rob everything from someone’s pockets and steal their wallet, phone, keys , weed.
Aiden Spagnoulo’s Dad is a pocket running expert
by Pocket Running April 8, 2021
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Safety pocket

A place to store illegal substances upon ones body. Referring to an anal cavity or up a vagina
Yo bro I'm being pulled over by the cops put that shit in your safety pocket
by QueenNikola June 16, 2021
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Earbuds in a pocket

A term used to describe anything in a tangled mess like earbuds. Also, SHUT THE FUCK AIRPODS USERS WE GET IT
Yeah those Christmas lights are earbuds in a pocket
by YaBoyCheesecake May 14, 2019
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