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Cord of wood

A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.
Look at Tyler's cute cord of wood.
by T MONEY59 November 15, 2016
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wood splint

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass
the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird
by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016
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Ash Woods

Ash Woods is another way of someone being completely and hopelessly wack. As opposed to a chase type of person.
When used to describe a female however, she would be considered beautiful of body and mind and displaying great intellect as well as atheltic ability. She would be the standard of a great woman.
Whoa, did you see that girl walkin down the street. She was mos def an ash woods.

or

Ay man dont be bringing that Ash Woods mess into this party, we aint down wit Hasselhoff music.
by Bigchase October 30, 2006
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butt wood

poop, doo doo, dookie, shit, log
Patrice: where u going dawg?
Jiff: Ima go chop some butt wood
by Patrice DENALI keep it real November 4, 2008
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ben wood

Someone who talks behind people’s back and bullies them, but everyone sees him as a cute little boy. He even gets rude on snapchat, but in real life he will go red.
OMG did u hear that karen talked shit about jake!!

yh lol he’s such a ben wood.
by mike oxmallllllliolo November 15, 2019
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Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.
"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."
by Epitemisis June 30, 2017
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wood slap

Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.
Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap
by robgreen June 8, 2009
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