Sex

What you wish you were doing instead of searching sex in urban dictionary you fuck

I just searched up sex in urban dictionary because I’m lonely

by LightningGod978 May 20, 2020

Sex

Something that you want but will never for the life of you get because you’re lonely and looking up sex on Urban Dictionary because your parents blocked Porn Hub. In conclusion, you horny-ass teen.

“I’m never going to have sex”

by >Maddy< April 4, 2020

Sex

Something that happens when two people have no idea what the other thinks.

Bale: What're you thinking?

Margarine: Nothin'.

Bale: Sex?

Margarine: No.

Bale: Huh.

(Then they had sex.)

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2015

sex

The act of sexual intercourse between two partners which involves the insertion of a penis to a vagina, mouth or anus

"She said she was a virgin so we couldn't have sex but she have me made head"

by kläus Himrëch June 18, 2018

Sex

After a long day of college, Anna was sitting at bus stop, alone, listening for footsteps, To her surprise, She heard some footsteps coming closer until finally releasing it was Charlie-The hottest boy she knew- She shyly waved, and to her surprise, he smiled and sat down next to her. They engaged in a conversation until finally, they landed into the topic of sex. Unfortunately, it had started to get cold. Charlie casually brought his arm around her shoulder, Keeping her warm, for a moment Anna trembled, however soon she became quite interested in Charlie. Charlie asked 'What are you doing?' She hadn't realised she was touching Charlie's dick. 'Sorry.' Anna said horrified, Charlie, however, said 'Don't stop.' The bus had pulled up, Charlie asked her 'Wanna come round my place.' He asked with a wink, 'Yeah, but-' Anna said shyly, 'Don't worry, I'll sort it out.' When they arrived at Charlie's apartment, he closed the door and pushed his lips up to hers and began making out with her 'Wanna take this elsewhere' He said with a dirty look. Charlie had attached the last handcuff, she was then waiting for her Master's cock to penetrate her, Anna was already moaning, then It happened Charlie had stuck his cock into Anna's tight pussy 'UGH' She moaned. Charlie started to massage her tits, Anna continued to moan with pleasure as Charlie went in and out, Then he stopped, Anna's cum dripping from his dick, 'Good girl.'

Something you can't get, so you look up sex in urban dictionary instead

by NikoDefenseLeague November 24, 2020

Sex

Why the fuck are you looking up this definition? What were you expecting, gay porn?

-=-Sex in a Nutshell-=-
Kyle: "Fuck me now, baby."
Jake: "Fuck you."

by The Deer Leader May 2, 2017

sex

when a mommy and a daddy go to bed in the morning and daddy´s plug and mommy´s socket connect to a computer and they order a baby online

Daddy: hey honey I´m feeling horny want to put in the plug??
Mommy: yea but this time I´m chosing the sex.

by bi_me_ May 23, 2018