When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
Get the Gooning ball syndromemug. A Goon Bubbler can refer to any person who "goon bubbles", the act of "goon bubbling" is being so aroused in any scenario where bubbles start popping out of your dick.
Most cases happen with people who haven't ever had any sexual or even romantic relationships. With a typical case the "goon bubble" session can last anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. With a continuous stream of bubbles erupting quite quickly from a penis.
A subject feels very aroused when this activity occurs. It is quite rare and very taboo to mention aloud. If people find out you are a goon bubbler they will most likely bully you for having a bitchless alpha mindset.
If I find out you're a goon bubbler I will have to sacrifice you to an altar, of any kind shape or form.
Most cases happen with people who haven't ever had any sexual or even romantic relationships. With a typical case the "goon bubble" session can last anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. With a continuous stream of bubbles erupting quite quickly from a penis.
A subject feels very aroused when this activity occurs. It is quite rare and very taboo to mention aloud. If people find out you are a goon bubbler they will most likely bully you for having a bitchless alpha mindset.
If I find out you're a goon bubbler I will have to sacrifice you to an altar, of any kind shape or form.
Person 1: "Eww look at that guy. I heard his name is Nathan... my friend told me that Nathan is a GOON BUBBLER"
Person 2: "Aw dude I feel bad for Nathan, poor guy probably cant handle the addiction. Or maybe he likes it?.."
Person 2: "Aw dude I feel bad for Nathan, poor guy probably cant handle the addiction. Or maybe he likes it?.."
by CyberPanda1670 May 16, 2025
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