Schoharie County

Rural upstate NY in the Catskills where redknecks live by their stereotype and are proud of it. If you aren’t born and raised, you don’t belong. Unless you are either related to a local, or you can lie and manipulate yourself to the “top”, you will be outcasted by everyone you meet. If you’re a man, you better know a trade otherwise you will be rendered useless. If you’re a woman, you will be circled by predatory type men that have a pastime hobby of drinking until near death. They’ll act like you're the love of their life and then hit on the next new attractive pair of legs that pass by right in front of you. Their mommy will have unrealistic expectations of you as their baby boy’s partner, and you will have to deal with her snide remarks. No one’s good enough for her baby boy other than herself. What he’ll need is a replacement mother, not a partner. Women and men are living to get their egos stroked, and will stop at nothing to be the “better” love interest for people they don’t have any true intentions for. Friends won’t really be your friends. They will backstab you to be in the good graces of those considered more worthy by really shitty standards. Don’t bother calling out shitty behavior, they will just deny and repeat. There are some good people you will meet along the way, but their minds will soon enough succumb to groupthink, and they will choose to believe the rumors over your own word. They don’t want to know the truth regardless.
Live in Schoharie County if you enjoy subjecting yourself to abuse and don’t really want to get anywhere if life.
by SusieQing February 19, 2024
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Schoharie County

Rural upstate NY in the Catskills where redknecks live by their stereotype and are proud of it. If you aren’t born and raised, you don’t belong. Unless you are either related to a local, or you can lie and manipulate yourself to the “top”, you will be ostracized. If you’re a man, you better know a trade otherwise you will be rendered useless. If you’re a woman, you will be circled by predatory type men that have a pastime hobby of drinking until near death. They will claim to be real men and then cave at confrontation when their woman needs their protection most. Their mommies have unrealistic expectations of you as their baby boy’s partner, and you will have to deal with her snide remarks. What he’ll need is a replacement mother, not a partner. Women and men are living to get their egos stroked, and will stop at nothing to be the “better” love interest for people they don’t have any true intentions for. Friends won’t really be your friends. They will backstab you to be in the good graces of those considered more worthy by really shitty standards. Don’t bother calling out shitty behavior, they will just deny and repeat until they drive you to do something they can actually hate you for. There are some good people you will meet along the way, but their minds will soon enough succumb to groupthink, and they will choose to believe the rumors over your own word. They don’t want to know the truth regardless.
Schoharie County: Don’t go unless it’s a temporary visit, or you have a death wish
by SusieQing February 19, 2024
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Schoharie County

A place driven by incest and wanna be gangsters that illegally selling pot and think they are hard, but in reality the redneck are in control. The school system is rigged and the only good teacher is Daddy Weiss
by sexydudyyyy November 16, 2020
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Edwards County Illinois

Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.
Edwards County Illinois
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Lyon County High School

Lyon County High School
A place where many stuck up students fill the halls and you are in one of three categories. Pot heads, Juulers, or average blurs. In Lyon county if you don’t belong to FCCLA, FFA, basketball team (starters), cheerleaders, softball players, or baseball players. You are nothing. You have your average teachers pets which walk the halls whenever they please and never get in trouble for it. In the bathrooms you may or may not smell the smell of a 5% mint pod. Here at Lyon county you either chew baccy of you’re a cuul juuler. Once you’re labeled at Lyon co, good luck with getting rid of that label. Here at Lyon we are all about your labels. If you make your way into the classrooms be careful, some of the teachers may reek of alcohol. We a huge scale of diff range teachers. We have the drunk teacher, the over achiever, the clumsy one that loses all your papers while bathing, the basketball coach teachers, laid back funny teachers, sarcastic, and hysterical teachers. Oh and you can’t forget the teachers that leave their class to play about in the shop while they walk up the halls swinging their keys. If you would like to have more of a definition of Lyon co then move there. ( but I wouldn’t recommend it )
“Hey do you smell that, yeah it’s just a Lyon County High School student juuling.”
by Former high schooler May 20, 2019
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T-County Fudge Pop

When hitting a girl from behind, you get shit dick and she then proceeds to lick the feces off your genitals.
I heard one guy got shit dick and gave a girl a T-County Fudge Pop.
by The Wern August 04, 2021
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Noble County Rodeo

While you and your girl are giong at it doggy-style call her by her sisters name and have your buddies jump out of the closet at the same time and see how long you can hold on. If you can ride it for 8 seconds you have accomplished something.
The wife and I had a Noble County Rodeo experience last night.
by patrolman_todd October 20, 2007
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