jake shoemaker

Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.

Dude Jake shoemakers house got shit on by the 6th graders.

by Mitch reynolds September 11, 2020

Jake Johnson

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

by Clarkey September 22, 2022

Jake-lag

the state of tiredness similar to that of jet lag one gets from staying up all night talking to jake , but no regrets bc it’s jake and he is amazing

hey man y r u so tired
fam, ive got super bad jake-lag bc i was talking to jake all night

by Xx_EV13_xX October 02, 2020

jake and miley

Jake and miley are one of the bests friends, if you are a jake or a miley. Try finding each other you won’t regret it.

Someone: omg they are such good friends how?
Y/n: bc they are jake and miley!

by thestarofTiktok January 14, 2021

jake byrne

Jake Byrne is a cool person he has a lot of friends

Did u see the person that went just there Yeah that’s Jake Byrne

by Happy cimbo November 04, 2020

jake the golfer

Jake is gay and has no friends.

Jake the golfer is gay.

by Conricly May 30, 2018

jake tarara

the most sweetest perfect guy youll ever meet. hes super easy to catch feelings for and youll always just want him to be happy :)

person 1: hey have you met Jake tarara yet?

person 2: yeah hes so sweet :)

by thatbitchaubrey October 18, 2019