Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

Steve

The best babysitter.

Steve can watch the kids.

by Stevesupremecy June 13, 2022

Delicate Steve

A sexual act whereby a handjob is administered whilst wearing a lubricated lambskin glove.

Sophia prided herself on her Delicate Steve prowess.

by G-Furbo July 13, 2022

a steve harvey

When you see a meme so dank you do the Steve Harvey smile

Pepe Was Used so much he did a Steve Harvey

by Bøb røss August 10, 2017

Steve

Definitely a stoner

Steve ye stoner

by Kotkit October 30, 2019

being a steve

Lying and complaining about everything to elicit sympathy from others, especially on social media.

"Posting a picture of my wife online is crossing the line"
Dude you're being a Steve!!!

by Fresh Drops July 24, 2023

Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

by the notorious swish May 22, 2020