A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.
Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Damn firehouse squirrels.
C15 totally squirreled that call.
Get out of our district you damn squirrels.
I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
C15 totally squirreled that call.
Get out of our district you damn squirrels.
I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
by Wayward EMT May 3, 2016
Get the firehouse squirrelmug. 1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.
2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.
(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.
(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
by Hippiechick May 13, 2013
Get the Squirrel feedermug. Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
Get the Jarrod Squirrel Incidentmug. 1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.
by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008
Get the Skin Squirrelmug. A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits
Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
Get the zombie squirrelmug. Act of injuring oneself while having sex.
by Machetebill December 8, 2013
Get the squirrel trickingmug. by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017
Get the mouldy squirrelmug.