Charlotte sloth

A very slow creature with long greasy hair but a good figure

"Why is she walking so slow?"
"She must be a charlotte sloth"

by Slothyslothgirl April 16, 2025

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014

on a smooth one

high on some really good drugs like cocaine, ecstasy, molly,

DAMMM YOUR ON A SMOOTH ONE!!!

by JUAN LOMELI September 2, 2014

Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.

How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!

by pesuedonando December 9, 2015

You be slothin'

To move slowly. To lack people in your step

Peppy, you be slothin'..

by Ngunz October 4, 2016

slick and smooth

Terminology used to describe the ride quality of a motorized people mover. Can be a jazzi, can be a car. Ride has to be like it states, both slick, and smooth.

Nurse: “How’s that wheelchair?”
Senior: “Slick and Smooth, just like my DeVille.”

by SliccyThiccy November 20, 2017

costa rican sloth whistle

A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.

I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle

by The herpes transporter January 18, 2018