Sock dream

Living a fantasy, a lie, an unreachable achievement. Muchblike when you fantasize about someone while jerking off into a sock.

You're living a sock dream thinking the us goverment actually cares about you.

by Fartass57 July 10, 2021

sock fucker

One that has intercourse with their socks on.

Your mom has intercourse with her socks on; ergo, she is a sock fucker.

by xcryptic April 11, 2006

quiter socks

Socks that keep falling down.

I hate these stupid quiter socks!

by Mrs. AwesomeABC123 August 1, 2012

milk sock

Douse an old sock in milk. Toss the sock under an enemy's couch and sooner or later it will stank up their house.

To be used for a prank.

Tommy is such a prick, I'm gonna get him with a milk sock.

by out in the field November 7, 2005

slobber sock

a young teen girl named savannah that likes to take cold baths full of ice , while been gagged by rainbow socks & tickled by mexicans , and fucked up the butt by a jewish man with a hairy chest.

you slobber sock on your socl

by baby./ November 30, 2009

Pork Sock

Another word for an old, worn out vagina.

The old landlady made the young stud in her building slam her old pork sock to make up for his late rent.

by Anal Czar September 26, 2010

Sock time

Sock time usually occurs before, during or after the act of copulation whereby a person engaging in sexual intercourse has stripped completely naked, bar for their socks.

When you or your partner realise this, there is often a strong feeling of both stupidity and disdain.

Sammy - "Every time I have ever had sex, I have always had my socks on."

Rosco - "You mean you were trapped in sock time?"

Sammy - "Yeah, but I don't think she realised it, so it's okay. Besides, it kept my toes warm."

by Jono Carrzilla November 23, 2010