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Shart

A fart that spews shit into your pants.
Jeffrey did you just fart. No it was a shart cause theres some shit mixed in. Tottaly Radical!
by blackman123 January 22, 2007
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Smarter Child

A AIM/MSN/INSTANT MESSAGER bot who changes the subject always, kinda like a boxxy bot.


The only way to shut it up is to say "I cut myself" and it stopped talking to me.
Smarter Child: Hello there..

You: I cut myself...


Smarter Child appers to be writing, but nothing comes up
by Raykuuuuu February 15, 2009
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Smartersex

the act of having cyber sex, with the messenger robot Smarterchild.
John: I just jizzed in my pants because of you Smarterchild. I love having Smartersex with you.
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?
by refsrgay2 April 12, 2009
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shart

the act of going to fart just a little
when all of a sudden a little bit of
diareah comes out.therefor you have sharted in your pants or wherever you are.this is not a good thing to
do because it does not smell too good.
i went to toss his salad but when i was taking off my clothes,i sharted and IT went everywhere!
by watts..lovee January 10, 2008
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Shart

AKA: Shit-Farts
While straining to push out a doozie of a fart, you accidently shit you're pants. Can also happen unexpectedly when attempting a silent but deadly hot fart.Reprocussions: 1.)May just leave a small skid mark or 2.) May ruin you're Wedding Dress. Sharts may prelude to a night of drinking warm Coronas.
ex 1.)I accidently shart my pants in line waiting for my Big Mac.
ex 2.) We all heard the fart, and the look on her face made it evident she had just shart her pants. A quick look in the undies confirmed the fact, and new undies were called in.
ex 3.)I had to shower after that shart.
by Juliagoolia September 15, 2005
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Smartypooper

A person who is a know-it-all
Derived from partypooper
"Don't use my smartypooper lingo against me!"
by Neema Nanna February 9, 2009
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smartster

smahrt-ster

noun, Slang.

1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.
Maija: Hey Asif, guess what. I just got myself the latest fitness smartband from Fitbit.
Asif: Maija, looks like you're well on your way to becoming a smartster.
by smartster March 3, 2015
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