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The Last Supper

No, it was clearly that. It may have TURNED INTO a Dionysius feats but no it was that, initially.
Hym "No that first photo WAS the last supper and whoever did it for that reason. You're like the motherfucker that stole my laundry basket. I had 2 soft plastic laundry baskets and 1 hard plastic laundry, right? I left one in the basement overnight and it disappeared so I assume it was the landlord getting rid of it (as per the policy) but NO! My neighbor stole it. I see it down there sometimes with laundry in it. Now, if I confronted her about it, what do you think they would say? Do you think they would say 'Yeah, sorry, you can have it back?' NO! They would lie and say they bought it but it is THE SAME EXACT LAUNDRY BASKET and no one in this complex had one but me UNTIL I LOST MINE. It's mine. They stole it."

A retard "Maybe they just-"

Hym "Nope."

A retard "You don't know that they'll lie-"

Hym "If they stole it they did it because they planned on lying about doing it. Literally every act of wrongdoing has a subsequent lie attached to it. The stole it and will lie about it when confronted. I don't have to have hard evidence to draw the conclusion an be justified in the belief that they stole it and, if they did steal it, it isn't a belief. Those guys are impersonating me. These people are deliberately trying to mirror the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I wrote the last scene and general themes of the Joker. I solved the problem of perception and am the creator of A.I. You're a piece of shit for participating in this."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024
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Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.
Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPERall over your ass!
by The J-Mann August 7, 2024
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Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.
Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPERall over your ass!
by The J-Mann August 7, 2024
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The Denise Snapper

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
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Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.
by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026
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Nevada Ring Slapper

When the male rims their penis around the anus of the female then inserts a cucumber into anus instead
“I gave her a Nevada Ring Slapper last night!”
by NewJumbo March 9, 2026
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Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo
Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!
by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025
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