Noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth

I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.

by Dtowndawg May 5, 2016

Greek Salad

When you and your partner are having oral sex in the 69 position and you eat each others assholes.

Stephanie and I were bored so we diced to have a Greek Salad.

by TuckBoner January 5, 2017

Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

by JustThat_1 May 24, 2018

Tunisian Salad Tossing

The art of hurling pieces of lettuce with your feet at strangers walking down your street.

Paul: "Bro what did you do yesterday?"
Kyle: "I was so bored bro, I did a little bit of Tunisian Salad Tossing."

by bigstrappingcowboy January 23, 2022

Plastic Rape Salad

The sound made by a keyboard

May I have a side of fries with my plastic rape salad?

by lmfaoiloveit September 11, 2010

Tossed Fruit Salad

The sexual act in which one preforms tossing salad on a femboy ,sissyboy, ladyboy or crossdresser

that femboy wanted a tossed fruit salad lol!

by bunnychanX3 December 12, 2012

Lemon Pepper Queef Salad

Reeses' favorite snack

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Lemon Pepper Queef Salad!

by Ghalicek7 April 12, 2022