The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
by Darksquid August 8, 2022
Get the Salted snailmug. Smiled a little then stopped;
This is used when a person says something to you and you thought it was funny for a split second and then stopped laughing
This is used when a person says something to you and you thought it was funny for a split second and then stopped laughing
Omgggg salts
by anonymous November 21, 2020
Get the SALTSmug.