Women's Rights

A funny joke. The invention of such a thing is hilarious, let alone False Information. Fake. Not real. Womens rights were created, but failed epically when Rosa Parks tried to sit in the back of the bus. Or when Hilary Clinton Totally lost the election. She failed the women of America. The only reason she even had the right to run for president, is cause she sucked Obama's Dick.

What do you call a women reading a blank piece of paper? A women reading her rights.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's Rights.

by Blackout5991 June 4, 2010

Cocksucker's Reward

A Cocksucker's Reward is a mouthful of hot cum.

I suck dick because I like the Cocksucker's Reward!

by eda-skip March 16, 2022

Dank's Run

To go to Danks (McDonalds) with your bros, going through the drive thru then ordering a shit load of food. This perticulairly takes place on weekends.

Krobs: Parks, you want to make a dank's Run tonight, bro?
Parks: Hell yeah! Who be drivin'?

by parkeur March 5, 2008

people's republic radio

What NPR should really be called due to their far left leaning and socialist agenda

"I was listening to all things considered on people's republic radio, and they were hyping socialized medicine again"

by jb mcduffie October 2, 2008

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended

Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

by Petyush April 11, 2005

men's rights activist

A men's right activist is a man (sometimes a brainwashed female supporter) who delusionally believes that despite global patriarchy men are somehow oppressed. Similar to middle class white dudes whining about "reverse racism". The power dynamics that exist in society and have for a very long time mean that men are the class that holds the power. They are the oppressor class so when bad things happen it is not sexism because men do not face discrimination, terrorism and forced impregnation based on their sex. Like's to claim "misandry" as if it were equal to misogyny. They don't seem to realize a misandrist is actually someone who is misanthropic.

The men's rights activist made a video called being prostituted an "exchange of goods and services".

by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013

cocksucker's reward

A cocksucker's reward is a mouthful of hot cum.

I sucked his dick and he gave me a cocksucker's reward!

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020