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Post Pump clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.
Post Pump clarity really hit Dylan hard after a heavy squat session he realized he had to put 10 plates away by him self while barely being able to walk after doing an unholy set
by Bigdaddylifts November 19, 2022
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Super Soaker Pumped

Being really pumped up or excited for something
I am super soaker pumped for the game tomorrow.
by thewazzo May 6, 2013
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Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random
Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening
by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021
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Alabama Bilge Pump

When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.
*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh
by Harvey HugeCock June 16, 2021
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sausage hump pump

When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.
Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!
by NASS trio September 2, 2023
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Tank to pump Frank

A phrase used when an inexperienced driver doesn't know how to operate his apparatus, and can't flow water on a fire scene.
Nozzleman: "hoseline to engine, give us our water."
Pumper: "engine to hoseline, hold where you are I can't get this thing to flow any water!"
Seasoned officer: "Tank to pump Frank!"
by Uncle Iroh's war crimes April 17, 2022
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The Afghan Oil Pump

A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."
Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"
by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020
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