hair pie

a confectionary; dining (licking and tonguing) of the female sex organ

Tyrone decided on dessert after having sex with Takeshia. He ate Takeshia's hair pie

by Richard Black March 10, 2005

Pie eater

Native of Wigan, likely never to have travelled outside of the North west of England. Generally bogoted, arrogant, short-sighted and flatulent....

Will drink any pint however flat/stale....

"Na then, ows it goin lad!?"

"F@ack off ya pie eatin b@astard..."

by Blue boy April 6, 2004

cherry pie

The person who popped your Cherry (Male or Female). Derived from the Warrant song 'Cherry Pie'

"Christ don't look now but your Cherry Pie just walked in"

by Blaize July 22, 2006

Diddy pie

Someone who is tres rude and all up in yo face.

Imma bout to whoop yo ass diddy pie!

by martay the partay September 20, 2003

Mango Pie

Possibly the answer. Not to any specific question, but to all of them. A veteran in theological studies of the Mango Pie is called a MangoPiotin

Teacher: So class what is the meaning of life?.....Well of course we can nev-

Student: Mango Pie.

Teacher: OF COURSE WHY HADN'T I THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE?!?!?!??!

by jon v. November 12, 2008

PIE

Panic Induced Ejaculation

That girl's boobs brushed up against me on the way to the bathroom and I pied!

I almost fell off of my bike just now and I pied!

My roommate walked in while I was wackin' it and I pied!

by KooterT February 7, 2010

American Pie quest

A quest to lose your virginity. Or more broadly, to get laid. From the premise of the movie, American Pie.

James: So, how is your American Pie quest going?
Matt: Not well, James. Not well.

by thaiguy20fromla November 13, 2011