The Hook

Term of endearment given to 1980s male with curved penis.

Can't wait to shower after the game with The Hook!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 09, 2019

The Hook

Someone who knows a place to get drugs and/or do drugs.

Hey man, you go the hook on that?

by Miss Magz March 27, 2008

the hook

When you’re having sex, and your penis breaks perpendicularly.

I was having sex with a girl and I got the hook! It hurt a lot.

by MRBanter101 December 31, 2018

gravponics support hook

A support hook on a gravponics system is called a gravponics support hook

When talking about a support hook on a gravponics system. There is only one word to describe it. It is called a gravponics support hook. It is a hook on a gravponics system that supports the gravponics system. Youre a moron if you reject this definition. Dont be a moron.

by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013

Butcher-Hooking

In contrast to spit-roasting in which two males take a single female in the mouth and box simultaneously, butcher-hooking is when a single male takes multiple females on multiple poles simultaneously: cock, tongue and even fingers….a hole on each pole, bod on each rod, or, more viscerally, piece of meat on each hook.

Rob: Those three hot milfs from the club last night were still all over me in the bed this morning.
Jack: Bru! I guess you were a butcher-hooking muthafucka.

by xurdy999 July 28, 2020

Ryno hook

A hook installed on the inside of a men’s bathroom door used to hang one shirt while shitting. By taking off your shirt and hanging it on the Ryno hook, you ensure not getting shit on your shirt, thus avoiding having to explain those horrible brown stains on the back of your shirts

“Dude, I need to shit, but I’m afraid I’ll shit on my shirt!”

“ Just use the Ryno hook and let it rip”

by Ed word Murphy March 20, 2022

sling yer hook

Go away, leave here

Git going ye basted! Sling yer hook!

by Colwingnut February 18, 2023