That Gypsy cowboy sure was a cheap screw.
by Wild and wet December 11, 2021
Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023
The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
A bougie cowboy. Someone who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots at the bar. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.
by uncleross May 20, 2024
A bougie cowboy. One who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots as a going out fit. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.
by uncleross May 20, 2024
by reilei February 17, 2019
Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.
1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!
2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!
1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.
1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!
2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!
1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022