Netflix pants

Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.

Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch

by Boom69 September 5, 2023

Constipated Network

A computer network that is so congested or overloaded that data transfers at extremely slow speeds.

I can't even open facebook, we must be suffering from a constipated network.

by Just_D_in_aus August 18, 2009

Dammit Netflix

What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.

*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.

Eight hours later.

DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...

by Words of the Wise January 29, 2014

globular netherland

Longitudinal (or possibly latitudinal) extensions in the southern portion of the body of a moist being.

I enjoyed your globular netherlands, so I went on to blast yogurt all over them.

by Chaoticsphincter April 23, 2014

Pedro Neto

Absolute baller who is one of if not the most under rated player in the premier league, he is the next coming of Ronaldo and at his young age he could turn into one of the greatest players in Europe, playing in an incredible Wolves teams alongside other incredible forwards such as Daniel Podence, Raul Jimenez and Adama Traoré.

Pedro Neto is a beast.

by User14324 November 24, 2020

The Devils Netflix

A slang term for an adult video streaming service such as PornHub.

Roger doesn’t want to make love to me anymore, he would prefer to lust over those shameless harlots on the devils Netflix.

by Mr. Macadoodles Hilton October 18, 2019

I'll put it on my Netflix

A catch-all phrase used to show appreciation/admiration for someone's choice in film with no intention of actually ever seen said film(s).

Mike: "Have you seen Dirty Harry? It's a great film!" Heather: "No! I'll put it on my Netflix."

Heather: "Have you seen Hannah Montana: The Movie?" Mike: "No, but I'll put it on my Netflix."

by tanukisuit February 24, 2010