Muff

A slang term for female genitalia, with big amount of pubic hair.

"Damn, she's got a nice muff"

by Shishirobotansimp August 3, 2021

Muff Cabbage

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It's a Jersey thing

Dude, what's muff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing

by absolutepower October 18, 2010

eggy muff

Eggy muff is Erin's vagina

Erin has a eggy muff

by Pussyegg May 2, 2018

muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.

Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.

by andrew junior March 12, 2020

Muff Cabbage

Rotten, dirty, stinking vagina trash.

Zach was pure muff cabbage today.

by Hoodrat$hit October 17, 2014

Go south on a dirty muff

When things just get really bad...

I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...

by SELNC January 20, 2020

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015