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Michael Crichton

God in the world of authors.
The best goddamn author of science fiction novels.
If you disagree you are an illiterate fool who cannot recognize brilliance.
Some of his greatest books are Timeline, Jurassic Park, Next, The Andromeda Strain, and State of Fear.
He also created the TV show, ER.
He started writing to get some money during medical school at Harvard.
He died at the age of 66.
Stephanie: When I heard that a book report on The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton was extra credit for Biology class, I thought that was badass!

Jessica: I know, right?! I might actually try to get extra credit!

Stephanie: Our teach must be cool as fuck.
by wasssupitsstephyo December 27, 2008
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Michael Storen

A fucking chad of a man who’s funny as fuck and spits straight facts in every video
Man 1: I hate Michael storen
Man 2: *pulls out gun*
by UNGABUNG August 30, 2022
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michael jackson

The King of POP, The Artist of the best selling album in the world Thriller ( not to be confused with Eagles Greatest hits which is the best selling album in the US ).
Currently on case for child molestation, and thought guilty by uneducated ppl who get influenced by cheap taboids.
Michael Jackson has sold more copies of thriller that the total population of the united kingdom (58 million).

Man, you dance almost as good as Michael Jackson.
by Jiggaak June 3, 2004
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Michael Masi

Guy who makes very important decisions in Formula 1, also terrible at making important decisions
A word used to describe someone who's an utter clown
An utter clown
Someone who played an important role in the shitshow that was the Saudi Arabian GP which was the first edition of Formula 1 deal or no deal, directed by him
Makes random inconsistent decisions and yeah have I mentioned he's a clown?
Look at that guy lmao, he makes terrible decisions
What a Michael Masi, haha!
by TMKeel21 December 15, 2021
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Michael Phelps

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.
Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.
by yardcows October 30, 2008
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Pulling a Michael

To attempt to leave a conversation, but to be pulled back again and again.
Rob: Well, I can't focus on my paper, so I'll chat you.

Becky: You said that five minutes ago! You're pulling a Michael.
by EoPhGsY November 18, 2010
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Brett Michaels

(adj.) excessively large and fake.
"That girl has Brett Michaels tits."
(Watch Rock of Love. The word will make so much more sense.)
by tits s. January 18, 2009
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