The real overrated black quarterback. At least McNabb gets to the playoffs every year, tries to be a pocket passer, and doesnt act like he's going to the Tupac show after the game.
Michael Vick is running to the sideline to get the jacket on as quickly as possible during the cold in the Bears game a couple of years ago...Maybe southerners really are pussies, afterall. I'll never get past that sight in my mind for Vick. Easily the most overrated and undertalented 'quarterback' ever.
by Scott Thomas IIII September 07, 2006
The head of FEMA from 2003-2005, including during Hurricane Katrina. Blamed by George W. Bush, and America for the entire FEMA Failure.
Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.
Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.
Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.
Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.
by ChaseS08 March 03, 2006
by JIWERAJ[ June 04, 2014
An absolute sped.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.
Michael - "Doodle you fat bitch I hit more bills then you"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"
by FatDoodlePuff May 08, 2019
An character from American horror story apocalypse who is extremely evil and hot at the same time. He is the child of tate langdon and vivien harmon so he is the antichrist
by Surprisebitch November 04, 2018
The 120 minutes (at least) where you are sitting with a mixed emotion of extreme visual entertainment and a serious WTF sensation.
Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.
Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.
P1: Dude I just saw Transformers 3.. It was the biggest Michael Baygasm I've ever seen.
P2: Dude i know .. WTF .. .. She was pretty fucking hot though huh ?!
P1: Explosions and stuff !! and fuck yea she was !!
P2: Dude i know .. WTF .. .. She was pretty fucking hot though huh ?!
P1: Explosions and stuff !! and fuck yea she was !!
by Gasmed out October 13, 2011
Kalib: "Look it's Michael Kash!"
Ethan: "uh oh, he's got a sniper..."
Coy: "FUUUUUCKKKK! I GOT SNIPED"
Ethan: "uh oh, he's got a sniper..."
Coy: "FUUUUUCKKKK! I GOT SNIPED"
by Gingerdude130 August 02, 2020