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Joe: Hey Bob! How was Math?

Bob: Well Joe, the same as always... it was mental abuse....
by WolfieGia_2005 October 15, 2017
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M ~ Mental A ~ Abuse T ~ To H ~ Health
math is affecting ur body in a bad way
by EwwwYouu March 3, 2019
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Math

M- Mental A- Abuse T- To H- Humans. mental abuse to humans
A- Hey does math stands for anything?
B- It stands for mental abuse for humans
by v3lynz June 26, 2022
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Math buddy

A name you call the hot guy that sits beside you in math class. Usually the BIGGEST (you know what i mean ;) fuckboy in your entire school. Instead of concentrating on your math work you daydream about things you'd do to him ;)
Oh man, Math Buddy looked Fine as fuck today, Id climb him at any moment if i had the chance.
by Blondie007 March 7, 2017
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Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.
Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.
by Numerati August 4, 2024
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Stupid math

An oxymoron for smart people but it is not for stupid people who don't even know about it(ex the one writing the first defination of this word).
Stupid math is an oxymoron for people like me.
by Dgnatanh June 3, 2021
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Math Discoverer's Cocktail

The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail made by me. Let's say you can't taste sour that much and can't taste bitter and you workout from morning until night and don't know math. Here's The Math Discoverer's Cocktail.

Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.

Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.

You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.

Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.

Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.

You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.

Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.

Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.

Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.

Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.

Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025
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