Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 5, 2021

Math

Math stands for:

M i
A wanna
T kill
H myself

World: “hey stole, wanna do some math?”
Me: *jump out of the window*
World: “You see, math is essential”

by ThEbAgUeTtE October 28, 2020

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Don't commit MATH it will go on your permanent record

by hitahjosh March 21, 2019

Math healer

Someone who heals you in math and gets rid of math phobias.

My math healer is a God send.

My math healer saved me and my grades.

I need a math healer to pass this class.

by LingDanc803 March 4, 2023

math/sci

procrastination at it's finest. no students do it better

Oh, so you're in Math/Sci? You're a nerd

by fortnitebro239820 October 4, 2020

math

if you like this subject then gtfo.

nerd: i like math!
me: pulls out ak47

by Dicksucker1000 November 18, 2023

MATH CLASS

hi math is cool.... UWU im so fUnNy, i just go my test resuts back lol, 44 OUT OF 55 imagian no getting that,

Discord:
jerry- I am in math class
tom- I dont give a shit
Jerry- do you want to play fortnite
Tom- sure

by MATHCLASSGWORL April 4, 2022