march 29th

the 29th of march is national eat your best friends ass after they had a shit day

veit: hey what's up bro
Jake: just took a mean shit my man
Veit: wait what? don't you know that it's march 29th?
Jake: oh SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
Veit: No worries bro just lemme clean you up real quick🤙

by Les Steiger October 15, 2019

March 28

March 28 is the day were all the hottest and cutest guys are born . If you’re born on this day you are the luckiest person on earth girls that are born on this day are OK but the boys are so cute!!! If you were a boy born on this day you have the hottest girlfriend. If your looking this up it’s probably your birthday or your friends

Girl 1: he’s so hot

Girl 2: yeah, he was born on March 28th

Girl 1: that makes sense

by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019

March 31

This day is national kiss your crush day! A day where you can kiss your crush! Take this chance to kiss your crush!

Siara: *kisses crush*
Dylan: wtf why’d you do that?
Siara: It’s March 31!
Dylan: oh okay let’s kiss then
*kisses each other*

by urmomoclock56 March 30, 2022

March 13

Get in a bitch fight with the hoe of the school.

Hoe: walking in the hallway talking to 100 boys
Person: get’s in a bitch fight

Hoe: takes the L

Why: because it’s march 13 and nobody likes you

by hoosier_daddy March 8, 2023

march 27

day your girlfriend lets you eat her out

boy 1: yo its march 27

boy 2: lemme go get my girl

boy 1: have fun !

by urban dictionary .......... March 26, 2021

March 8th

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 8th just go around the hall or class and slap that ass

by Taskmaker302 March 7, 2022

March 28

Its a international good Day be happy and smile

Be happy today it is march 28!

by Yeetimacow February 11, 2020