[Mountain Lakes]

A small, pleasant town in Northern NJ. Most of the high schoolers drink alcohol regularly and still maintain a pretty high GPA. The school gets great test scores and everyone goes to a nice college. The people are very shallow and apathetic. Although the girls think they are all that,most show up to school wearing sweatshirts and old UGGS, with washed out Hard Tails. Other definitions describe the people as good looking, but in reality very few are. The gossip is only about people who want to be gossiped about, and who do things over the weekend just so that on Monday people will be talking about them. Sports are really bad at the high school, except for boys lacrosse and swimming. Girls talk about other girls they hate, which is ironic because the reason they hate them is because they talk about people. Mountain Lakes has its own lingo like "legit", "obnoxious", "all out", "dominate", "beastly",and "def". Everyone knows everyone since they were born. Most people aren't actually that rich, only a few families are. The majority of families are upper middle class, which is still very nice. Mountain Lakes is really no different than any other town. You have your rich, your poor, the in between, the popular, the outcasts, the nerdy, and the Star Wars fans. The only difference is that for some reason everyone in Mountain Lakes thinks they are better than other people. Even people in the same town, which makes it very hard to find true and loyal friends.

"That girl really bugs me, all she does is talk about other people. I can't stand that. She is sooo shallow. Ooo, but I really like her designer tote, it's like 'def'awesome!

Mountain Lakes is very homogeneous. And creepy, unattractive people are considered all that.

by Gladys Griffin Gladstonez May 26, 2008

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Mount St. Mary's a beautiful place to visit but to go to school here is a different story...all I am going to say is never judge someone when their parents are around. It is a major party school, well only when PS isn't busting in and confiscating all the beer for themselves. It is a place where hooking up is more then just exchanging phone numbers...where kissing when you first meet at the party leads to a midnight humping session. Here you are guaranteed to be known by the second day, your name and all your business. The Mount is a place where it becomes kool to drive from building to building blasting your radio between classes and the place to be on Friday nights is the local Pub. It is a place where they are plan things like deciding to build a 3,000 to 5,000 seat stadium ...mind you it is more seats then the amount of residents and students who stay in Emmitsburg..... Instead of building a new dorm and renovating the Terrace before it catches in fire and burns down in 2 minutes. It is a place where tuitions goes up about $5,000 every year... and what do we have to show for it.... Bocce and Disc golf... (Can somebody explain what the hell Bocce Is?) But what can I say the Mount is a beautiful campus to visit...but not to stay.

Otts
50 cent's CD is NOT the only rap CD that was ever made!

by HAHA April 14, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Only place where hicks, preppy kids, spoiled assholes,Long Island bitches, sluts, dogs and god-squads can live in harmony. It is a beautiful place, but shitty place to be. Only hicks and rednecks can appreciate this shitty county hole they call "Emmitsburg". It's where Jersey kids come down and start crying because they don't know how to fill up the gas for their cars. It's where assholes and bitches from New York come for an education, because they were way too retarded to get into NYU or Columbia. It's where Maryland kids come, because they couldn't get into Loyola or wanted to get some Jersey/New York ass. It's where you get to know some hicks if you are one of those sheltered rich kids. It's where a hick can get to know what the hell Abercrombie is. For Abercrombie lovers, it's a hellish place to be, 'cause they don't have a store around. However, you do get to see the clothes on fake-tanned decent girls by day, slutty whores by night and weekends. Dudes are not any better. They are man whores and like to think that they are gangstas. In real life, they are white as they can be and doesn't know shit about living in projects or having a rough life. They all tend to be stupid especially if they play sports. Only redeeming quality is that their parents are rich or rich enough to help them when they graduate with less than a stellar GPA and accomplishments. It's where you are one of those stereotypes mentioned here, you know that you are and you don't give a shit, 'cause tomorrow is another day and there is another freshman girl you need to screw before her freshman 15.

Example - Steve from Class of 2002 proudly proclaiming (writing on the bed frame in his room)the fact that he did anal with his girlfriend in A26.

Example 2 - JRT. Case Closed.

by Always a Mountie April 22, 2005

Mount

A mount is a position of one being (he) sitting on another (she) She will lay down on her back and he will put his butt on her stomach. His crotch will also be wrapped around her waist. Her legs will be behind his butt. Vice versa. This can be used for mating, wrestling, and home wrestling. Mating) You can kiss ur mate or squeeze her b00bies.

Wrestling) You can pin ur opponent down with this position
Home wrestling) u can do multiple things from this position, u can punch ur opponent, u can sit and fart on their face, u can also just sit their and make them cry. I usually start to teabagg them.

1) Grace: Get on my body mark
2) And Mark takes the mount winning the match!
3) Grace: fight me!!

Mark: *Mounts her in mount position*
Grace: Get off of me mark!!
Mark: Ima teabagg u
Grace: NOOOO
*Inserts sweaty stinky hairy nuts into graces mouth*

by fortnitetyceno2kbro June 21, 2020

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

A quaint little shithole in the middle nowhere, and by nowhere I mean Emmitsburg, MD. A place where the Keystone flows like wine, and Chad Smith, class of 2006 is the community cum dumpster. An institution where the fun police await to pounce on unsuspecting students from behind every corner and within every shadow.

Chad Smith: Do you have any beer?
Brent Bacon: Yes, but only if you bang me.

by Chad Smith April 1, 2005

Rusty Mountains

When a man or woman has diarrhea on a woman's breasts after eating a meal consisting of Mexican food.

I had seven refried bean burritos, and then gave my hoe some rusty mountains.

by dee oh tee September 11, 2005

mountains

upstate NY prisons (where numerous NY prisons are, away from the city)

I was away up in the mountains for 11 years and my commissary was always right.

by OntheHumble March 14, 2008