Machine

Something that has a harder life than everybody else, probably because a machine wishes it knew what it was like to care about what's right and wrong, and wishes it knew what it was like to find someplace where it belongs.

You think it's hard being a human, try being a machine for a day and see if you would make it as a machine.

by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021

subway machine

the situation calls for two guys and one girl, as one guy gives her anal she's giving the other guy a rim job.

man, you me and janie should get some subway machine going later on.

by jfkdlasbgjre June 28, 2008

Mom machine

An SUV or minivan that is all over the road being driven by a woman with several kids on board.

Why can't she just drive a car instead of cutting us all off in her mom machine?

by single guy May 18, 2010

sleep machine

1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.

2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.

1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.

2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.

by Allen Wren November 21, 2010

uploading machine

oh this is roadrunner twilights top uploader

oh no a rain of torrents, thats right its the uploading machine, roadrunner must be uploading again, no1 else uploads like that

by dont be nosey November 29, 2010

Raging Machine of Insanity

The current state of the U.S government and economy. Controlling, taxing, and forcing the people to accept its will. We are a nation for the government, by the government.

It is unstoppable, therefore it is raging...
You have to have money to get into it, therefore it is a machine...
It is completely against the Constitution therefore it is insane...

John: "Hey wanna hang out on April 15th?"
Bill: "Sorry man I can't. I have to hand all my money over to the Raging Machine of Insanity on that day!"

Because of this... raging machine of insanity we call our government, I've lost my job!

The Founding Fathers would deem our government the Raging Machine of Insanity.

by LimeInfinity January 14, 2011

vending machine

a group of "snacks" in one setting

my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine

by jlunsford2 June 3, 2018