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the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
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Pee Pee un Kaki in Pee Pee Kaki land

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by Fizzy_Pop August 8, 2023
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one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip
Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
by your best idiot April 26, 2010
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Land Yacht

A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles

An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving
Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.

"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"
by Redemptsion June 2, 2020
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Lunar landing

While you're turtle heading, you stamp your partner's body with the protruding feces.
Woke up with lunar landings all over me.
by AMThunder June 3, 2020
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da Christmas goblin of leperchan land

a goblin that likes Christmas that comes from leperchan land
I am da Christmas goblin of leperchan land
by the 1234-anator January 21, 2025
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mee6 land

you can get to mee6 land by searching no in the ud command
by hi_mynamei June 18, 2021
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