ms. kelley

A teacher that is mentally unstable, has no clue what they are doing and blames random people for things that didn’t happen. She is known for such phrases as “Was that kind?”, “Was that necessary”, “Was that helpful” and “Was it honest?”

Damn, Ms. Kelley is a real bitch, eh?

by rconboii October 12, 2019

R. Kelly

The king of R&B. Somoene who is more hated in America than Bin Laden. People don't recognize that R Kelly is the one who keeps R&B ALIVE, otherwise it would have been dead. He's facing trial with child pornography...and i hope that he won't go to jail.

R. Kelly is the shit. Neither Usher nor Bobby Brown can be compared to him. He's just the king!!!

by Benvindo Mabiala October 16, 2007

Hellen Keller

A ridiculously awful shot in beer pong; *As if Hellen Keller herself just threw the pong ball*

"Damn Jimmy we're tied up one cup to one. You need to make this shot nigga, your last two have been strait Hellen Kellers for sure!"

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 26, 2006

R. Kelly'd

to pluck the apples before they've dropped. The Stealing of a childs inocense or the popping of a cherry also reffered to as 'Garry Glittered'

'So I saw on her bus pass that she was only 14' 'so what did u do?' 'I R'kelly'd her innit!'

by Foul J August 30, 2005

Kelly

some bitch who is stealing the guy you like/ are with.

"wtf? shes being such a kelly!"

by mileybabee February 25, 2010

kelly

Slang term for ketamine

let's snort some kelly.

by Disgruntled Winnipeger November 19, 2007

kelly dewitt

A talented actress and singer. Also a member of the band "Sweet Teeth."

Is said by several of her fans to have a fantastically squishy butt.

"Hey, isn't she that babe, Kelly Dewitt?"

"Yeah! She is! I'd like to poke her fantastically squishy butt!"

by Zombienator August 22, 2006