Just.....fuckin' cuz

Doing something inane and possibly stupid, for no reason whatsoever, just because the option exists.

"Why are you eating stale Saltine crackers?"
"Just.....fuckin' cuz."

by Dunkelisawesome July 5, 2009

you just got got

You were tricked

Jeff: I just bought this watch for only $17!

Bill: That's a fake model, Jeff. You just got got!

by TennisPlayer3 January 10, 2015

Just bustin' ya chops!

After you want to make a joke and trick somebody, You say "EH! Just bustin' ya chops"

Person 1: Hey, Did you know you have a fly on your face!

Person 2: What! GET IT OFF!!!

Person 1: EH! Just bustin' ya chops! (LOL)

by Theepic365youtube April 17, 2015

Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey

A scapegoat when oh fuq, grandpa is ded.

Timmy: "Mommy, why isn't grandpa waking up?"
Mommy: "Don't worry, Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey."
Timmy: "Why has he been sleeping for 3 years mommy?"
Mommy: "Shut up and get back in your cage you monkey."
Timmy: "Make me bich."

by FUQ, GRANDPA'S DED! March 5, 2020

Just Five More Minutes

A term that says you need 5 more minutes for something, is expected to be 1 minute from others, turns out to be 30 minutes.

Mom: Get up! You'll be late!!!

Me: ...just five more minutes

Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!

by TheManInTheChickenCostume July 13, 2020

Just tucking my shirt in

Jerking off in front of an underage girl on a hotel bed.

Rudy Giuliani was "just tucking my shirt in" in the Borat clip.

by Bulleitrocks October 21, 2020

you just got sucked

You just got pwned (AKA) YOU GOT CREAMED!

YOU JUST GOT SUCKED

by Paper Nintendo October 14, 2017