Bed

a place to have fun

i had fun with your mom in bed last night

by anonymous March 28, 2022

sushi bed

Two Asians dudes doing a white girl.

So Chung and I had a sushi bed with Becka.

by WeMakeStuff December 1, 2017

Hot dog in bed

What do you think?

Hi hot dog in bed

by Derajcannon July 13, 2021

Skull Emoji + Bed Emoji

A hardcore cock sucker and will have hardcore sex in bed with another individual for 2 hours.

Do you want to have 💀🌳 with me?
You look like a person who would have 💀🌳
Are you a Skull Emoji + Bed Emoji?

by TransgenderIndividual1284 June 25, 2025

Dead bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".

Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."

by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

bed

my safe space

my bed is freakin *lit*, man

by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 December 26, 2021

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022