Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

groundhog hog

The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.

- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.

- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.

by otto88 October 29, 2021

Hog's Pocket

The vagina of an overweight lady
Typically when the stomach overhangs the genital region
Fat bird's fanny

"See that girl there, she defo has a hog's pocket"

by Hoglover69 July 23, 2021

Red hogs

A group of overweight, female rapist.

Stay away from that bar on Mainstreet, it's full of red hogs.

by Dubp September 8, 2021

Hog in the Henhouse

When a male enters a room filled predominantly with women.

Sarah: “what’s that guy doing at our womens rights protest?”

Ashley: “I don’t know, he’s a total hog in the henhouse.”

by Beach red neck September 11, 2021

Bust like a hog

Busting a fat amount of cream

I will bust like a hog in your cat

by Hog September 14, 2021

HINNY HOG

When one places their nose in the anterior region of their partner while actively eating the rectum.

He wanted to surprise her by giving her a hinny hog.

by ArmyDitchDoc September 24, 2021